(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)
Let’s get this to 100k, I need to prove a Hufflepuff how strong we are.
So my friend posted these business cards he now has on facebook
I found this at the supermarket today.
THE LABEL SAYS “MYCKET LITEN FISK” WHICH LITERALLY MEANS “VERY SMALL FISH” I’M DYING
WHAT EVEN HAPPENED HERE
they were makin their way downtown
not walking fast enough
my dream car
never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone