jaclcfrost:

u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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iseeavoice:

therainbowgorilla:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”


Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”

human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors

#AREYOUSERIOUS

WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.

calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do

greetings:

people that don’t put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need

kyoko-sakura:

vampirequeen:

im reading a manga and inSTEAD OF MCDONALDS ITS SAYS MOCBNALDS I CANT BSTOP LAUGH ???? MOCBNALDS


i’ll see your mocbnalds and raise you a wacnordo

kyoko-sakura:

vampirequeen:

im reading a manga and inSTEAD OF MCDONALDS ITS SAYS MOCBNALDS I CANT BSTOP LAUGH ???? MOCBNALDS

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i’ll see your mocbnalds and raise you a wacnordo

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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me when i was 5: I LOVE NUGGETS AND MONSTERS INC
me at 13: I LOVE RAP MUSIC AND SWEARING
me at 15: I HATE EVERYTHING
me at 18: I LOVE NUGGETS AND MONSTERS INC
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