plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family
Totally worth it.
This fish is more photogenic than me.
I’ve never had a fish make me this happy.
is that barbie?
no that’s a fish
please don’t touch my thigh my dick will rise like apollo 13
but apollo 13 exploded
that’s the goal
just noticed the webcam flashing above my monitor and realised I’ve been recording myself blogging in this position for an hour and twenty minutes
you look like mr. bean
I though of this while sitting on the crapper and it needed to be done.